Juno's Place: The Dark Side of Kitty Ownership:Kitty Maneuvers-Warning: Graphic Photo at End of Post

Welcome To The Dark Side Yes, there is a dark side. A dark side to cat ownership. Here are a few maneuvers your kitty may have in store for you:

Source:Starwarscats.com

the playful kitten claws and teeth sink, you humans never learn
the 4 am claw the toes, stomach or any open spot on my human plan, there's a blueprint for this in the kitty brain you know
the furniture clawing, if I don't like my scratch-post or you don't get enough of the 'nip on it, man
the house plant attacks, special 3 point score when I succeed at knocking a whole pot over
the litter box-ha!ha!ha!
the litter box after deworming, I get the best gross face reactions from my humans during this time-take me to the vet and stick me with a needle again, eh?
the litter box when my food disagrees with me-or I just won't eat and will meow louder and louder until you fix my problematic menu
the floor spray- when my litter box is not tidy enough for my taste
the floor spray again-when you thought you removed it all the first time but I can still smell it-meeeeow!
the tug of war game-the new sheer curtains feel great in my claws
the where did that receipt go? game-I chewed it to smithereens-no really-SMiThEReeEeNs!
the sneak attack-hiding around the corner or behind the dryer and then pouncing on my human's toes because they didn't know I was there-heeheehee
the dart-this one drives humans will poor peripheral vision NUTS-they see you just barely out of the corner of their eye but when they look at the spot where you "are" you are not there
the daily feline force--- ability to go through doors you knew not would open
the cute feline force---just look into my eyes, so big and innocent......:)

GROSS PICT TO FOLLOW THIS LIST!

This is a ringworm on turd-looks like a small
rubber-band-this is in a plastic bag by the way, not on my carpet!